Elaine comes in during this conversation and describes to them how she nearly concurred the New York City traffic to get the guy to the airport, but a pileup on the highway ruined her chance.
When Antonio comes in, he tells George that the restaurant he was fired from had an explosion, killing five people, including the busboy that replaced him. Akiva and Rob said that while this sequence did tie the different storylines together, they felt it was a weird and dark way to end it. Rob said maybe Jerry is more of a wrestling fan than boxing. The guys discussed what would be different in vs. Their lone email was from Johnny. He wanted to know if they have seen someone get fired in a restaurant in person.
Rob previously shared his story, but Akiva had never witnessed anyone fired in person. He also wondered how far Akiva and Rob live from an airport. Both live relatively close to airports, and have their own tricks to getting through traffic and through security especially with kids in time to make a flight.
With the end of season two, they discuss their favorite and least favorite episodes. They are both quite excited to start into season three. Rob encouraged the listeners to share any thoughts and theories they might have by emailing [email protected] , or by posting in the comments section.
The best way to get the word out about the podcast is leaving ratings and feedback on ITunes at postshowrecaps. You can follow them both on twitter robcesternino and keev Poor Antonio. Waiter hands Elaine two bags of food to go.. If I don't feed Pequita by seven, she goes all over everything..
Takes a bite of his sandwich as the waiter starts cleaning off the table How ya doing? People have fist fights in life. I can't really believe that we have boxing either. It's really kind of an. To me, the problem with boxing is - you have two guys having a fight that have no prior argument.
Why don't they have the boxers come into the ring. They get out, "Didn't you see my signal? Then you'd see a real fight.
Episodes Overview Scripts Contact. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community! The Busboy Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? I have eaten rotten rolls off of room service trays in hotel hallways. Why would someone poison a roll, and leave it in a hallway for some comic coming down at two o' clock in the morning? Sometimes you go to a nice restaurant, they put the check in a little book. Am I graduating from the restaurant? What is this about? Any time you see a guy that age wearing a baseball cap, ten to one - plugs.
Turns back to Jerry Oh yeah, plugola. Let it warm up for a minute. Yakima, right? They can see the manager chewing the busboy out from the dining room doorway I think the busboy's in trouble. The busboy points in the direction of George He pointed at me. He's going! He's fired! Maybe I'll try that pesto. I mean, let's face it, it's not a profession where you embellish your resume and undergo a series of grueling interviews. Those kids depended on me. Did you get the busboy's number? Hands George a card Now, I did my job.
To Jerry May I have the car keys, please? To Elaine You're not going? Can't you wait till after my set? A little support.. Scene ends [Setting: An apartment building hallway] George's nervous - standing with Kramer infront of the busboy's apartment GEORGE: Look, I really appreciate your coming, but if you wouldn't mind - try not to say too much.
The busboy answers Uh, I'm sorry to bother you, I was in the restaurant earlier and I was wondering if I could talk to you for a few minutes about what happened.
They obey I hope I'm not interrupting anything. Pause Well, I guess that's about it. Antonio points to the sink We really should get going. To Kramer and George Who left the door open? They got things in their brains where they remember where they're from. A lamp breaks the lamp. Fits the two broken pieces together Yeah. Antonio is staring at him, angered.. It's up to the cat now.
How do you figure? CAn I have the car keys? Hey, it's a car. ELAINE: Because if there's even the slightest chance of any problem at all, I don't want to take it - because if I don't get this guy on a plane to Seattle and out of my life, I'm gonna kill him, and everyone who tries to stop me.
What was that ping? Why are you so wacky? But, I've only got fourteen hours to go. What about the Van Wyck?
If you oversleep more than ten minutes, a hand comes out and slaps you in the face. Scene ends [Setting: Night club] JERRY: Flying doesn't make me nervous - driving to the airport can make you very nervous because when you're flying, when you're getting on the plane, if you miss that plane, there's no alternative. But, when you're taking a flight, if you miss it, that's it. It's not a direct cannon, you have to change cannons after you land. Alright, wait a second.. Make sure you get out of the net immediately, because we shoot the luggage in right after you.
ED: ? ED: Going back to sleep We'll never make it. I'll leave tomarrow. Gets his suitcase from the closet, throws it on the bed, and frantically starts packing You get dressed! Get dressed! ED: Can I shower?
ARe you out of your mind?! ED: I gotta shower. I'll feel dirty all day. He walks tward the door Where are you going? ED: The kitchen. ED: I've got a bag of cashews in there. Let's get your pants on! You have your ticket! You have to go now! ED: I'll never make it.
ED: Where's my sweater? ED: My brown sweater. What sweater? ED: I brought a brown sweater. ED: That's not mine. I can't take your sweater. Takes clothes still on the hangers, and dumps them into the suitcase ED: What are you doing?! Zips up the suitcase ED: My shoes.
You packed my shoes. Puts her coat on over her nightie. Fifty-fourth and Sixth? Sixty-fifth and Tenth. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion.
I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.
The busboy's coming! I just buzzed him in. He's on his way up.. Moves to the door I'll check you out later. He's coming to settle the score. I guarantee it. Let him kill me. In here! How's it going?
Antonio crosses over to George, and gives him a hug ANTONIO: Three nights ago, a gas main beneath the restaurant exploded, killing five people in my section, including the busboy who replaced me. I plan to philosophize on why, at the bottom of my blogger post field, the suggestions for "Labels for this post:" include the following "scooters, vacation, fall. I will most likely drink copious amounts of alcohol. I will probably do so while watching the Seahawks lose to the Texans.
At some point I should probably also buy Christmas presents for my parents and brother. For some reason this year, I can't think of a single thing that they could want. Because I am at a loss. These musings are brought to you by my employer, the ones who pay me to sit at this desk, though they don't know that they are paying me to write these posts.
These musings are also brought to you from the Aflac stuffed quacking duck that sits on my desk. And only god knows why. Posted by amber at AM.
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